Sunday, November 7, 2010

A Season to Remember

Our own Jonathan "Dr. Finance" Tiemann is not just a lefty first sacker, he's also an avid Giants fan and a great writer.


Paradise Regained in San Francisco

The late A. Bartlett Giamatti, Yale President, Baseball Commissioner, scholar, and incurable romantic, wrote passionately and often about his lifelong love of baseball. He compared the very object of the game, to go out and come home again, with literary romance, which he asserted derives from Homer’s Odyssey. In its rhythms, governed by events (most of them in mystical sets of three) rather than by a clock, he saw the expression of our desire to make ideal moments stand still. He felt that the baseball field, enclosing its marriage of geometric and pastoral perfection and held apart from daily life as a place for play, is as close as humankind is ever likely to come to recreating Paradise.

In large measure the appeal of baseball lies in its ability to evoke an earlier, simpler age, one for which we yearn, even though it probably never existed. Baseball lends itself to a very long-dated, historical viewpoint. We remember Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance, even though they played for the Cubs a century ago. We teach our children about Babe Ruth, who made the transition from pitcher to everyday outfielder around the end of World War I. Major League Baseball still supports research seeking a cure for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, “Lou Gehrig’s Disease,” even though the Iron Horse himself succumbed to the malady long before most of us were born. Even baseball fiction is long-dated. When Brian Wilson struck out Ryan Howard to end the National League Championship Series and send the Giants to the World Series, Howard joined a long line of avatars of Mighty Casey.

There’s good reason for baseball fans’ remembrance of things long past. When we compare Matt Cain’s postseason pitching record for the Giants to that of the great Christy Mathewson, we place Cain’s achievement in the rarefied context in which it belongs. But we today can also watch the 26-year-old Cain, and in him imagine a youthful Mathewson pitching equally well, and at the same age — in 1906. Edgar Renteria’s decisive Game 5 home run for the Giants in 2010 recalls his own walk-off hit in the final game in 1997, or Bill Mazeroski’s famous home run in 1960. It stands in counterpoint to Willie McCovey’s line drive smash — caught — to end the Series in 1962.

Our remembrance of such small events, so long ago, validates Dr. Giamatti’s claim that in baseball we will the ideal moment to linger; we want time to stand still. Those memories don’t demonstrate that baseball is a perfect type of our lost, paradisaical past. But they show that we wish it were one. Dr. Giamatti had it just right. Baseball satisfies us in part because it reminds us of the Paradise we have lost.

Baseball, of course, has always also had the power to remind us too directly of our fallen nature. The Black Sox scandal of 1919, in which members the Chicago White Sox threw the World Series for a payoff from gamblers; the steroid era of our own time; and the annual winter chase for free agent talent in return for a share in the commercial potential of the game all serve to disabuse us of our fantasy of Elysian perfection in baseball. Yet in spite of it all, we still yearn, still hope, for that perfect season in which some ineffable purity of excellence transcends the hype, the money — even the hyper-professionalism — and a team of ballplayers triumph purely by playing baseball better than anyone else. This year’s San Francisco Giants have approached that ideal as closely as any team in recent memory. For a moment, at least, this year’s Giants have regained Paradise.

San Francisco appropriately celebrated the Giants’ victory, the team’s first World Championship since they moved to San Francisco from New York in 1958, with a parade through the Financial District and a rally at City Hall. Estimates of the crowd ranged as high as 1.5 million (a preposterous exaggeration), but whatever the number, the crowd was big, it was boisterous, it was joyous, and it was peaceful. They cheered, they laughed, they sang, they wept, they waved, they had a great time — and they respected the barriers during the event and dispersed happily when it was over.

As always, the Giants, recognizing baseball’s power to evoke the past, integrated the team’s distinguished history into the event beautifully. The parade retraced the route of the 1958 parade welcoming the team when they moved to San Francisco. As in 1958, the great Willie Mays featured prominently, and the Giants welcomed many past players to join an alumni float.
For all the historical context, though, the tone of the Giants’ celebration was one of youthful exuberance. The players themselves shot as many pictures and as much video as anybody. They came dressed in jeans (some torn) and T-shirts. Most wore the official championship shirt, and a couple, like Pat Burrell, had their T-shirts on over the shirts and ties they had assumed they were supposed to wear. But Eli Whiteside wore an old fan favorite, the Grateful Dead-themed Giants shirt, and Dave Righetti, the veteran pitching coach, wore an orange Brian Wilson “Fear the Beard” T-shirt. The only false note was Tim Lincecum’s Red Bull hat.

The players’ suspension of professionalism fed the success of the event. At City Hall, the crowd listened politely to Giants’ managing partner Bill Neukom. Mayor Gavin Newsom and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger read their audience correctly and cut their remarks short. The crowd didn’t care about the dignitaries — they wanted the players. Andres Torres and Juan Uribe won us over by speaking briefly in both Spanish and English. Brian Wilson showed the sly wit that was his best-kept secret until about a month ago. Matt Cain charmed by looking more nervous speaking for thirty seconds than he has ever looked facing a tough hitter with the bases loaded and nobody out. When Aubrey Huff reached into his jeans and produced his “Rally Thong,” it was a little off-color, but then his teammates went wild, laughing and snapping more pictures. If the rest of the country watching at that moment said, “Only in San Francisco,” for once they may have been right.

Such a celebration may only have been possible in San Francisco, but it was a gift just the same. The Giants looked and acted like a bunch of overgrown kids, and their fans and their city loved them for it. San Francisco has embraced this team, and the players have returned the embrace. Many of the players are newcomers, but San Francisco has always loved newcomers who are willing to love it back. It’s part of the magic of the city that it places its stamp on each of us, even as it invites each of us to remain entirely ourselves. The Giants weren’t just the guys that happened to wear our town’s uniform. As a team and as individuals they reflected back to us our Californian ideal of a cohesive community that nevertheless values each member’s individual personality and gifts. The Giants, on the field, in post-game interviews during the season, and on the stage at the celebration this week, always seemed entirely themselves — even Pat Burrell in his tie — and that’s how we wanted them.

These Giants defeated the Padres, the Braves, the Phillies, and the Rangers. They won with great pitching, with timely hitting, with outstanding defense. The record books will preserve all that. They won with competitive intensity and an unwavering team spirit. The newspaper archives will preserve that. But for those of us that watched them this season, memory will preserve the inspired grace of their play, the goofy antics that enlivened the season, and the genuine enjoyment this team took in the privilege of playing baseball for a living.

These Giants defeated more than the other teams. They defeated, for a season, the forces of darkness that ever try to usurp and debase our most sublime pleasures. They overcame the grim inevitability of the most successful Yankees teams. They swept away the steroid era; the dominance of pampered, overpaid superstars; the dreary banality of the typical post-game interview; the dull uniformity of MLB-approved ballpark pep elements. They even defeated the Designated Hitter rule. They played; their coaches coached; and we cheered. It’s hard enough to achieve that in Little League. To deliver that synthesis in the public arena of Major League Baseball is a wonder. The Giants gave themselves and their fans the rarest of gifts: Through these young men’s unrestrained joy in the most perfect of games they gave us a glimpse of Paradise.


Jonathan Tiemann
November 5, 2010

The Groundskeeper and the Gravy





Here's a picture of one of the MBC's own, holding the Worlds Series Trophy! All around utility man Ben Hong works as part of the grounds keeping crew at the Park, and got to get a picture holding the Giants prize!

Way to Go Ben, heal quick and we will see out on the diamond soon!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

10/31/10- Camp Swampy

It was Halloween, it was warm after a day and a half of rain, and the field was in great condition, with the help of a little raking and shoveling. We were a little concerned that we wouldn't get enough with the World Series and Halloween, but we had 19 people for most of the game.

Johnny started on the bump for the homers and ended up throwing a complete game. Satch went to the mound, but struggled with the slippery sides of the mound and the lack of playing for three weeks. The first four men up for the homers got on base, and a few runs were scored, but we turned away the main onslaught. It was agreed that we would keep the game moving fast so that we could all get home in time to watch the Giants.

We visitors never lost the lead but it was an interesting game, a lot of baserunners and opportunities.

The game turned into a high scoring affair, with each side taking advantage of the clear day and low hanging sun. Rojas came in to pitch in the 5th, and did well, the defense calmed down and we cruised to the 9th, with Greg coming in for the save. Final score 11-8.

Highlights:

* Bob got hit with a pitch, leg shot.

* Elvin managed to duck from a pitch and fouled it with his bat, drop the bat with the body

* I believe the homers turned a double play

* Johnny did a great job grinding out the game

* Mitch managed to catch a line drive that looked sure for a extra base hit

* Dennis did a lot of running out in right field

* Tony cleared the bases with a monster shot to right center

* Chris brought out a new guy and I hit him with a fastball, not on purpose of course, but not the first impression I was trying for, sorry.

* Elvin also brought out a new guy who said he hadn't played since high school but he sure seemed to pick it up quickly!

* Adam showed up late and left early, what?

* We all went home and watched the Giants do what they do!

Same time, Balboa Park, don't forget daylight savings ends tonight.

S. Paige

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

2010 Worlds Series Champions, San Francisco Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hooray! The drought is over and we can all take a drink, and relax. No more can the A's and Dodgers fans hold a particular fact over our collective heads.

And don't get me wrong, some of my best friends support the Green and White, but they always seem to hamstring me when the World Series comes up. Yeah, Yeah, it'll happen I say, and then we all get kicked in the balls again. Well no more.

Dodgers fans, well, a rivalry is a rivalry. We'll be seeing you later, you can count on it. Hope you enjoyed your 56 years of bragging rights.

But for now, here's to Stretch, who came within two feet of winning it in '62.

Here's to the 1989 Bay Bridge Series, to Will "The Thrill", Kevin Mitchell, Matt Williams, Robby Thompson, Jose UUUUUUUUUUUUU-RRRRRRRRIBE!, Dave Dravecky, Rick Rueshel, Bob Brenley, Brett Butler, Candy Maldonado, Don "the Caveman" Robinson, Steve Bedrosian, and that old cowboy, Roger "HUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM BBBBAAAAAAABBBBBBBBYYYYYYYY!" Craig!

And an A's team that won, while being goosed up on 'roids.

Here's to Rob "Shooter" Beck, and his mullet, belly, gold chains and 'stache.

To the 1993 Giants who won 103 games and didn't get to the playoffs.

To the 1997 Giants who lost to Florida, who had a young buck named Edgar Renteria on the team.

To the 2002 Giants who lost while being all goosed up on 'roids.

To Darrin Baker and JT Snow, and a mishap avoided.

To all my boys who shivered in the cove for Game 3, and watched the game collapse, while we shouted Huck the Falos!

To Mad Dog Russo, he finally got his one time! Hope he didn't sell the kids like he promised.

To Spring Training and the Three Palms, and the rulers of the pool.

To my old man, who followed the Giants from NY, and finally got to see a Worlds Series Championship.

And Here's to the 2010 rowdy bunch of torture-inducing bearded misfits, baseballers of the long haired, pot smoking, stank thong- wearing ilk, scrappers with nothing to lose and everything to gain, who made the impossible a reality and turned San Francisco into the one thing we always brag about and rarely have, A Family.

Go Giants!

A.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

10/10/10- West Sunset

Sorry I missed the game, and have been some what remiss at updating the blog. To sum up, the Giants are going to the Worlds Series, and its been raining every Sunday. But it didn't rain a few weeks ago, and the game was a peach, apparently. Here's Mike "Does it All" Gaspar to tell you about it:

It was a great day in the sunset. sun shining, warm, and just a hint of breeze.

When i arrived there was a league game going on and a few mission faithful waiting in the bleachers. i was a little worried we wouldn't get to 14 players. i guess some guys would rather watch baseball than play it. crazy huh?

But a few more dudes trickled in and we were ready to go. mike (last name unknown) started for the visitors and sean for the homers. the home team put 8 or 9 runs across in the bottom of 2nd through a combination of goodhitting, poor defense and a bad hop or two. hate to say it, but it was a boat race from there.in the top of the 7th we decided it was 12-6. and due to the late start we also decided the 7th would be the last.

The vistors responded with a run on a sac. fly. final 12-7.

Highlights:

- the flyby courtesty of the blue angels (your federal tax dollars hard at work)

- giants game on the radio. (remember the braves?)

- lorens' smash to right center that hit the wall on a couple of bounces.

- rick kvoriak's laser beam line drive to left center for a triple. then scored on groundball by crashing into bob at the plate.

- great catch in right by james subbing for the homers.

- we all got at least 5 ab's

- big thanks to all that showed up.

nothing worse than 13 guys. not sure where/when the next game will be. (damn rain) but hopefully it dries out for dave j.'s visit. peace out. mg

Thanks Mike, I don't know where the next game is, but we better all be praying for Sun!

S. Paige

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Editors Note- 'Pologies.

I was reading over the Flotsam and Jetsam article, and needed to clarify something. I mentioned in one of the player profiles that the Carlos guy was shot. I wanted to clarify that he told us all this when he came back to play in the game. I realized that it might have seemed strange to be so glib about a shooting, without giving the full story.

I could sure use a day on the ball field tomorrow, but I got me a day's worth of cash, real live paying gig as a musician. Easy Money if you know how to do it.

Play 2 for me Boys!

S. Paige

Thursday, October 7, 2010

The Price of Fame




I still am not convinced that people actually read this thing, other than those few who have copped to it specifically. So every once in a while I get comments in the blog from people I don't know. I guess this is what Hemingway felt like....

So the last two comments have been from Anonymous senders:


I am doing research for my college paper, thanks for your great points, now I am acting on a sudden impulse.- Laura


What does this mean? Is there a college paper writing stalker out there that I have somehow wooed with my vocabulary? Do I ever have great points? When do I ask people to act on a sudden impulse? So, Laura, if you are out there, tell me what you mean! Or at least have the decency to call me and leave a heavy breathing message, that's a lot more classy than this online stuff.


Here's the other one, which hopefully is from a real fan of the MBC.


I should digg your article so other people can see it, really helpful, I had a tough time finding the results searching on the web, thanks.- Norman


That would be great, if people actually read this thing. Well Norman, I hope you enjoy reading this blog, I enjoy writing it, and I love playing baseball. And as soon as someone explains what Digg is, I am sure it would be great if we got on it. Anyone?????????


West Sunset, 3pm.


S. Paige

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

10/3/10- West Sunset

Well, it was a real bite and scratch kind of game, I can say that much.

Between the final game of the Giants regular season and the Bluegrass festival in the park, we were shorthanded to say the least. There were frisbeeists and soccer players taking over our outfield and there wasn't a damn thing we could do about it, since we didn't have anywhere near a game. A large group of late teens huddled up in the bleachers and I was sent over to recruit. I figured with their choice in recreation, that we might have had a chance, or at least gotten one who we could throw in the outfield until he sobered up. They liked the idea, but none of them actually played. Probably went home and played MLB 2010 on their PlayStation. Fucking kids.

We started with 10 souls, enough for a little Caracas 5. Slowly but surely we built on the mess, and with the emergence of Chris, Mitch, Juan and Jonathan, we had ourselves a game. Satch started for the homers, and Tony "Rubber Arm" Rojas took the bump for the visitors. I bowed out after 6 (or 7, we lost track) but Tony threw a CG, and a quality one at that. James came into mop up, and after a little time finding the dish, he seemed to settle in. Ed took another beating behind the plate, unfortunately.

The game itself really was a good affair, we were evenly split, people were playing out of their normal positions, which always makes it more entertaining. We had the radio on, and as the beloved Giants clinched the West, we all took a moment to hoot and holler, and it was universally agreed that playing baseball while listening to baseball is really the ultimate.

It was a high scoring affair, with some great big hits and some troubled defense that always makes for a more interesting match. The homers took a lead into the 8th, after a debate on the true score versus what it should be, but the visitors really fought back, and by the 9th it was all tied up.

Chris lead off the bottom of the 9th, and tattooed a ball to right center, which I tried to get to, but between the height and the wind, it went over my head and one hopped to the wall. He scored easily, being Chris, but Greg and Tony took exception to the game being won in such fashion with a questionable outfielder. Chris didn't seem to mind, and I am used to being accused of shoddy fielding, so No offense taken of course....I'm always up for more baseball.

The homers scrapped for a baserunner, and the final tally came by way of a ground ball over the third baseman's head on an all-fielders-in situation, a fine way to end a game. And there she was.

Highlights:

* Tony pitched a great game and had at least two frozen rope hits off of me, on challenge fastballs.

* Juan and Jonathan came out again, and I believe both got hits, thanks for showing up, welcome to the MBC!!!!

* The Giants WON!

* Mitch, the great outfielder himself, said that Chris' homerun was a "tough one to get to." So it isn't just that I suck in the outfield or missed it on purpose.

* Adam did some really great bat throwing

* We might need to consider the other dugout, we get a lot of pass balls that could hurt someone. Case in point, the ball that I took in the hand, that would have bounced off my dome if no one had yelled heads up. Or the foul ball that almost killed Juan.

* We had some great situational hitting and fielding

* I hit the highest out in a while with Adam's cheater stick

* Also got screwed in a dead ball call, which wouldn't have been a problem, but Adam stopped running, Nick could have gotten the ball in time, Greg picked it up, and then claimed that it had hit the bags beforehand. Which is fine, except why did Adam get to stay at first? Seems like if he gives up it should be like a strikeout in the dirt, no attempt, no base.

* I struck out on a ball in the dirt, a little denouement to the above. Nice pitch Tony.

* And those of you that call me a poor sport....Apparently I won Poor Sportsman at this years 4th of July BBQ. Which is fine if that is the will of the team, but I just have one thing to say....if I won, where's my fucking trophy?

Same place, Same time. Be there.

S. Paige

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Friday, October 1, 2010

Bruise Update


Thought you guys might be interested in seeing the bruise's progress.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Great Potato Fakeout of 1987

Thanks Rick for bringing this to our attention. Dave Bresnahan is a living legend. I can't believe the organization reacted the way they did.

Tater toss
By Jeff Passan

On Aug. 31, 1987, Dave Bresnahan was the Michelangelo of potato sculpting. He sacrificed five fine tubers to the spud gods – death via peel – before settling on the correct shape. He drew red lines on the winner to simulate seams, only to see them erased by the potato's weeping. He wielded that peeler like a true artiste.
Because in order to pull off the greatest prank in baseball history, Bresnahan needed to shape a potato like a baseball.

"I went to Williamsport (Pa.) this past weekend to celebrate the anniversary," Bresnahan says today from his Arizona home, 20 years after he ended his career as a catcher for the Double-A Williamsport Bills by feigning to pick off an opponent at third base by chucking a potato into left field, then using the real baseball to tag the runner when he scurried home – a hidden-ball trick to end all hidden-ball tricks.

"They gave away bobbleheads. I'm holding a potato. There's one on eBay right now. A couple sold for over a hundred bucks this week. For kicks and giggles, I looked up what Barry Bonds' was selling for, and I'm crushing him.

"I really don't understand."

There really isn't much to understand. Baseball is a stately game, sometimes too serious for its own good. There are no end-zone dances, no tongue-wagging after dunks, no cha-cha lines following goals. Should Tommy Lasorda falling on his ample keister really constitute the apotheosis of baseball humor?

No, sir. To allow an idea so unique, so brilliant and so hilarious to fade into history's annals, then, would be disrespectful not only to the game but to the man who hatched the plan and executed it to perfection.

The tater plot started in the bullpen, sanctuary for baseball's bored. Relief pitchers pass the time by scoping out women or making up silly games involving sunflower seeds. As the .149-hitting backup, Bresnahan spent plenty of time in the 'pen, and he broached the idea that had cooked in his mind for years. John Stuart Mill would have been proud of the marketplace of ideas that commenced. A roll of tape would be too light, a rosin bag too fluffy.

"And then it came to me: a potato," Bresnahan says. "Mainly because it sounds funny."

Word filtered around the Bills' clubhouse about Bresnahan's plan, and with the team more than 20 games out of first place, it gave players something to anticipate. The schedule gave Bresnahan a perfect chance. He knew he would play at least one game against the Reading Phillies in an Aug. 31 doubleheader, and the Phillie Phanatic was showing up that day too, ensuring a big crowd.

A few games before potato day, Bresnahan caught a game against the Phillies. He tried to pick a runner off third base, the first piece of bait in his elaborate hornswoggle.

"There was a lot of premeditation in this," Bresnahan says. "I'm kind of anal that way. When I plan something out, I want to make sure the details are covered. In order for this to really work, I needed a guy on third with two outs. When I did it, all the guys on the field would hustle back into the dugout. That way if the umpire ruled against us, we'd have to run back out on the field. And then it's more dramatic."

Earlier that week, Bresnahan called major-league umpire Tim Tschida, a friend of a teammate, and asked how he would rule the potato play. Tschida said he would return the runner to third base, end of story. If it was good enough for Tschida, Bresnahan figured, it worked for him.

In the fifth inning, the time came. Two outs. Runner Rick Lundblade on third. Bresnahan told home-plate umpire Scott Potter the webbing of his glove had broken. Potter allowed him into the dugout, where a glove with the peeled potato waited. Teammates giggled. Bresnahan told them to shut up.

The potato remained in Bresnahan's glove until he called the pitch, an outside slider that had little chance of being put into play. During the windup, Bresnahan transferred the potato to his bare hand.

"It wasn't that bad a throw," Bresnahan says. "It was supposed to be bad. But it was smaller. It was moist. I was nervous. I came up firing. As I threw it, I said, 'Oh, no.' It was headed right toward his helmet. It just missed."

Third baseman Rob Swain, flummoxed by the good throw, tried to sell it by doing his best olé. The potato hit the ground and exploded into three pieces. Lundblade never saw it. He had started running home.

"I tagged him and showed him the ball, then rolled it to the mound and ran toward the dugout," Bresnahan says. "All my teammates buried their faces in their gloves and were laughing. They couldn't move. I told them to get off the field."

Behind the plate, Potter was confused. The third-base umpire ran into the outfield and retrieved the biggest chunk. "It's a (expletive) potato," he yelled to Potter.

"What are you doing?" Potter asked Bresnahan.

"It's just a joke," he replied.

Potter awarded Lundblade home and the scorekeeper charged Bresnahan with an error. Bresnahan wasn't ejected, but Williamsport manager Orlando Gomez yanked him from the game immediately and fined him $50. That night, celebrating over post-game beers, Bresnahan's teammates started a fund to pay the fine.

When Bresnahan showed up at the stadium the following day, Gomez called him in his office. Jeff Scott, farm director of Williamsport's parent team, the Cleveland Indians, was on the phone. Bresnahan knew Scott from their days in the Seattle organization. Scott laughed, told Bresnahan he was an idiot and said he needed to release him.

And thus ended Dave Bresnahan's baseball career. Though he did make one more trip that season to the ballpark. Later that day, Bresnahan returned from the grocery store with huge sacks of potatoes. He placed 50 of them on Gomez's desk.

"I'm always fearful that people think I'm a goofball," Bresnahan says. "I am a prankster. I've got a good sense of humor. But I love baseball.

"I'm a historian. I'm an old-fashioned guy. I've been a season-ticket holder for the Diamondbacks. I coach my kids. Everything I do counters what I'm known for, which is the damn potato."

Paul Harvey called because of the damn potato. So did Harry Caray and countless other baseball emissaries. Bresnahan remains revered in Japan, where, for the 10-year anniversary of the potato caper, a TV station flew him out. They asked him to wear his Bills uniform – "a 10-pound sausage," he says, "into a five-pound casing" – placed him on a throne and carried him through a smoke machine.

Every day someone reminds Bresnahan of the potato, whether at his job as a project manager for a company refurbishing an old Texas sugar plant or through a letter thanking him for bringing levity to a staid game. The potato itself is the prized possession of the Baseball Reliquary, the museum of oddities that displays it in jar filled with denatured alcohol.

In January, Bresnahan spent a week at the Diamondbacks' fantasy camp. His fellow campers weren't interested in the vagaries of minor-league life or what it was like to play for Mike Hargrove in A ball. They wanted to know about the potato.

And when he told them about it, they laughed like hell.