Sunday, February 28, 2021

2/21/21 The Old game

 What a day. what a game.  

There is a reason that we live in California, and a reason we don't live in well, pretty much everywhere else in the US right now.  But it was 70 degrees and beautiful.  I brought lil' Josh Gibson out with me, and he was telling me on the ride in that he was not sure about baseball and the playing of.  He was willing to give it another try, but he wasn't sure if he could continue to come in with me.  As of this writing, he is at least still willing to join me, though it may be tenuous.

17 brave souls.  The sun baking.  The field overrun with desperate city dwellers just trying to not look at their wall paper for another minute.  And a baseball game.

Sean started for the visitors and Nick W for the homers.  Both were throwing raw, and Nick got the short end of the stick.  We took a early lead, with some timely hitting from the team, and were sitting on a healthy lead finishing the first part of the game.  Sean was dealing, but the homers had a stacked lineup, including Rich who--along with his two munchkins-- looked like he was trying to hit everything over a fence, and Lattig who apparently bought a practice batting tee on whim, and in about 4 days has upped his batting average by 300 points. 

So we bring in Liam, who had been neglecting his team so he could work on his drive line or something, and he threw well.  Then I think Mike N came in and struck out the side.  I know Chris P pitched for a long time for the homers, and was lights out until he wasn't and we took what we thought was a insurmountable lead, but then HR came in for homers, and Mike stayed with it, and Lil Gibson and I had to get home.  

The story as I hear it is that the visitors took the lead in the 9th, but the homers took back the runs plus, and sealed the deal with none other than Chris P taking home on a ball in the dirt to win the game.  Hero. 

Highlights:

* The day.

* The players.

* The camraderie

* There were a lot of strikeouts in this game, a cap tip to the pitchers, as well as the jumpy hitters

* Mike L killed it all day

* Rich hit a very hard ball down the line, and I was grateful to get it 2 bounces in

* I managed a weak groundball up the middle, a hit, a strikeout, and a 2 rbi hooker that Greg got a piece of at 3rd before it rolled into no-man's land

* Gaspar hit a classic gasparian hit

* Chris P struck me out o a high inside pitch, I can't lay off and I can't hit it.

* I think the final was 13-12.  Amazing since I think the score was 8-2 at one point.

* John McG covered for his kid and played solid baseball

* Aiden was the unsung hero--even though he had some tough at bats-- he got us important outs, and managed to get on base

* And in the NO SHIT, I SWEAR HE SAID THIS: Lil Josh G. is mildly disgusted with the blatant giving of bases that is afforded the little kids at the game when they get their swings in the game, and would appreciate it if we--as a team--make our "bobbles" much more believable or just play it straight.  He may be ready to take on an official MBC place, leapfrogging his bookworm brother.... 

Here's a real fine piece of scribbling from a man named Donald Hall

 

The old game waits under the white,

Deeper than frozen grass.

Down at the frost line it waits

To return when the birds return.

It starts to wake in the South,

Where it’s never quite stopped.

Where winter is a doze of hibernation,

The game wakes gradually,

Fathering vigor into itself.

 

As the days lengthen in late February

And grow warmer, old muscles grow limber.

Young arms grow strong and wild,

Clogged vein systems, in veteran oak and left fielders both,

Unstop themselves,

Putting forth leaves and line drives in Florida’s March.

Migrating North with the swallows,

Baseball and the grasses’ first green,

Enter Cleveland , Kansas City, Boston.”


Monday, February 8, 2021

2/7/21 It's A Ballgame!

 Boy, has it been a while, or has it been a while?

It was sure nice to see everyone, and the people came out of the woodwork.  I was especially pleased to see, given that we had 25 players, that everyone maintained distance and masked up the entire time.  Truly great to have such responsible and respectful people.

Sean started for the homers, and Satch for the visitors.  It was plain from the beginning, that we were all a little rusty.  Sean was pitching his heart out, but the hits were dropping in, and the possible outs were just dropping.  I have not seen a consistent defensive drubbing like that in a while.  The visitors jumped out to a 5-0 lead in the early frames.  I couldn't get a curveball in for a strike, and I apologize to Greg for the bruises that he probably has from blocking the attempts.  The fastball sort of worked, and the change up was decent, so I stuck with those.  The knuckle was a disaster.  However, thanks to the layoff, people's timing was also rusty, and I struck out 3 in 3 innings of work, and my defense held down the fort, some due to great placement.

I bowed out on a high note, and gave the ball to Liam, who is in his high school prime, and mowing down batters with a live arm.  He looked great, though it may have been unfair to unleash that on a bunch of people who have not played in 3 months.  His curve was nasty, as was the heater.

Sean stuck with it longer, and for his pain had to witness a heartbreaker of a play at home.  James fired a rocket from center field to nab a force out at home, it was on target, and Mike N...well, the ball clanged off the catcher mitt, and the run scored.  Sean collapsed in the infield.  I felt his pain.

After Liam, Sonny came in for 2, and John McG for the close.  Mitch, HR,  and Mike all threw for the homers.  The agreed upon score at the 9th was 8-5, though none of us knew if it was actually that.  The last stand of the home team was a 1-2-3 inning, with little fanfare.  But the thrill of actual baseball, with good friends was well worth the wait. 

Highlights

* It was great to see everyone!

* Chris Powell made a tricky pop up play, and also stopped a ground ball to hold the runner

* The sun continues to be a real hinderance, but man was it enjoyable to be in

* I was playing Lattig short in right field, and managed to track down a long fly ball.  I didn't think I had a chance at the crack of the bat

* Marcie made a good play in right, also had a hit, and may have also scored.

* Don in center, and Powell combined to nail Mike at 2nd who was stretching a hit.  The throw and tag were a thing of beauty

* Dan had the long hit of the day, which got past the right fielder, for a triple.

* I struck out Ana, which may have been the first time I have managed to do so.  It was a tense 2-out at bat.

* James had a tough day at the plate, but in his defense, he is up to his eyes in diapers and feeding schedules, and figuring out how to make a 3 month old happy (hint: you can't).

* There were a couple of great foul out catches made

* Ana made a great play on a tricky throw at 1st

* Remember: When there are runners on 1st and 2nd, and there is a sharp comebacker to the mound, go to 3rd for the first out.  You will be happy to get the lead runner, and you are throwing on level terrain, rather than throwing over the mound to 2nd which seems to always ends in tragedy.

Stay healthy, stay 6 feet away, and let's keep the momentum going!

S. Paige


Thursday, November 12, 2020

11/8/20 A Cold and Rainy Affair

 


Thanks again to James for keeping me honest, and the blog moving forward.  Sounds like I may not have missed the most comfortable game, but I still wish I had been there.- Satch

Welcome to another episode of This Week in Mission Baseball!

'Twas a cold, dreary, rainy game for the most part. The home team is not proud of their win, despite pushing about 11 runs across the plate. Why not? Let's give out some awards and see what happened.

SWINGS OF THE WEEK: We're giving this one to Mike L., the toughest out in Mission Baseball these past couple of months (along with Aaron, but Mike has played more). Mike continued his assault on the right-center gap, with power, and the man has been racking up doubles galore. Honorable mention: I'll give this to myself for an OPPOSITE FIELD HIT! Indeed, I followed a little coaching advice from Sean, waited on a pitch more than usual, and pushed one to an empty right field (beat the shift!) on purpose. Yeah!

PITCHES OF THE WEEK: Let's give this to Sean. I would not call it a dominating performance, but he threw well enough and let his fairly solid defense do their thing. 

GLOVES OF THE WEEK: Nick W! In a game that did not showcase the best of Mission Baseball fundamentals in the field (first sun and cold, then rain and cold... Aaugh!), Nick W. made a smothering catch up the middle at second and flipped the ball to second from the ground to get a force out. It was a momentary stop-gag for another home team half inning of death to the visitors by a thousand small cuts. Honorable mentions: Stoner made a falling-to-his-knees catch in center while adjusting for the sun. Welcome back to CF, especially at Portrero! Also, shout-outs to Greg and Mike N. for plenty of impressive stops behind the plate. Sonny and Sean threw quite a few in the dirt; these guys stopped them all!    

AAUGH!

- The weather. Not only did the sun f*ck up some folks early on, but later the cold and rain made for tough conditions, especially when trying to field... (thought continues below)  

WORD OF THE WEEK: Bloopers! Why was the home squad not proud of their one-sided victory? Most of our runs were base-to-base, push them across, one at a time, lucky/sloppy bloopers either whooshed around the infield by the wind, or dropping just behind the infield dirt. The visitors were good sports about it, regularly laughing at how long some innings were and whether they would ever get the next out. I know that at least two of my "hits" were bloopers of this fashion. Not our proudest victory, but as Bob says, "I've lost so many times in life... I'll take the victory no matter what!" Something to that effect.     

Saturday, November 7, 2020

10/25/20 A game in the mountains





Sometimes a great opportunity comes along, and you have to grab the bull by the horns.  So the story goes that this guy William, known to JT and Bob, had taken it upon himself to build a baseball field.  The dream many of us consider, but this guy made it a reality.  A lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into this, and he wanted a team of appropriate stature and respect to break it in.  The MBC was happy to oblige.

The field is in Grass Valley which, for those that don't know, is nestled in the fabled foothills of California.  I grew up south of there in Placerville, and for me it was a great opportunity to go home for the weekend, and also indulge a baseball game on Sunday, without the fevered drive home and then the race to the city for game time.  Plus, who could resist being the inaugural team for a new field?

The scheduled game time was 10:30, so I was up and gone by 8:00am.  The drive took less time than I thought, and as I rounded the curve of the back road, I couldn't believe it was real.  The field was beautiful, carved out of a big stretch of sloped land, with a barn and pasture beyond right field.  

I missed the turn, and as I turned and drove back and into the lot I didn't see drills, and teams warming up on the field, I saw dudes drinking and partying in the parking lot....so, it was truly a MBC vibe, a dream come true.  Matt, our young power hitter, grew up in Grass Valley, and as he tracked the ins and outs of the players, he decided to call up his old baseball buddies to fill in for the cancellations.  They knew what to do.  

William, our generous host, was perched on the porch of the clubhouse, listening to music and enjoying the fact that something he had built and poured his heart into was about to be utilized.  He sat, just soaking up the moment.  The clubhouse, by the way, is beautiful, completely modern, and filled with baseball and sports memorabilia, in addition to a 12-burner stove and a lot of beautiful work.  

I have to say, the locals were a lot more prompt than the MBC, I sat and waited for the rest of our team for quite a while.  Kudos to Jordan, John, and Arson for being on time and picking up rocks and golf balls while we waited for the rest of the team.  But they did finally show up.  JT gave a very nice speech on the quirks and tenants of MBC baseball and how it differed from a regular game.  

William started for the homers, after a misfire in which Liam McG thought he was getting the ball.  I lay it at the feet of youth and skilled entitlement.  Liam figured he would start because, who wouldn't want him to?  And in a normal game, that may have been the case.  But this was a special game, especially for William, and no one but he was going to toe the rubber on his field for the first pitch.  Liam grudgingly agreed, good for him, and switched teams.  I had already called the starting job for the visitors.  A wise man once said, better to be smart, than quick.

Dan led off for us, which why not, he was the last person to arrive....and he struck out.  Aiden was next, and he got on base, and when I came up, he stole second, then came around on a botched pick-off for the first run of the game.  I got a RBI doing nothing.  But I did manage to get a legit single, so that was something.

In the bottom half, the homers made noise, but no runs. Same with the next couple of innings, as I was helped by a weird infield fly, double play at first base.  Burt Field, our eternal right fielder, made the call.  He is a real umpire in his other life, and explained it to us so that we all felt like it was right.  He then hit a down the line extra base hit, and our collective base coaching fell short, as he tried to stretch it into a triple and was thrown out by a large margin.  I sruck out a few, got some groundballs, and bailed early on a pop up that landed on the mound-- "Fuck, I'm not getting it!"-- and then bowed out, with the score 1-1, after a failed throw to second contributed to another run scored. Liam took over for the next batch and threw very well.

In the meantime, people got hits, plays were made, the homers switched pitchers at least 3 times, including Jordan, and then William was back in again for the rest of the game. Bob talked a lot of shit from first base.  Don got a clutch-hit, deep in the game, after listening to William complain about a called strike 3 two innings prior.  When asked how and why he had hit such an outside pitch, Don's reply was " Well, I was tired of listening to you bitch about that call."  

Like any quality game, it went into extra innings, and Aiden took over for Liam.  The score was tied for two innings, and then, like a fairytale ending, a runner ended up on 3rd, with one out, William was up and he pushed a hit right through the left side, and the winning run crossed the plate.  A win for the guy who wanted it, and a good game for all the rest of us.

Final Score: 5-4

This postscript from our resident poetic professor JT Tiemann to William, the field owner. 

I’ve been thinking for the past couple of days about Sunday. Thanks for welcoming the Mission Baseball guys up to play the inaugural game at your field. The Field played great, and it’s fun to think about how much better it will get as the grass comes in and everything settles down. Building The Field was obviously a labor of love, and, well, we all loved it.


The Field is a thing of beauty on its own, but a baseball field is most beautiful when people are playing baseball on it. I’m sure Dave will organize rosters, and captains, and umpires, and such, and all that is to the good. But I’m glad we baptized your field with the spirit of Mission Baseball, sorting ourselves into teams organically, playing fair without umpires, and delivering a tight, well-played, enjoyable - and epic - game. 

Sitting here watching the World Series reminds me of an observation I’ve long made about baseball as part of American life. Baseball only suffers a shortage of one thing: people coming out to play the game just for fun. Well, we made a little progress fixing that last Sunday, thanks to you and The Field.


Monday, November 2, 2020

11/1/2020 The CITY

 Welcome to another episode of This Week in Mission Baseball!



We played a solid game this week. The home team eventually pulled away while shutting down a few attempted rallies by the visitors. The game ended in the top of the ninth on a cleanly executed, 6-4-3 double play! Let's give out some awards and see what happened.

SWINGS OF THE WEEK: We're splitting the honors this week. Tony gets an award for two solid hits, one to each gap and both with decent power. Abe gets a mention for a solid, opposite field double. Sean blasted one to right field late in the game. The fence is deeper to right, so he becomes an honorary member of the Warning Track Club because if he was a righty, it would have threatened the fence. Finally, I am tipping the hat to myself for a renewal of my Warning Track Club membership with a blast to deep left field early in the game, driving in two. It felt good!

PITCHES OF THE WEEK: This one goes to Greg. Both starters pitched well and cancelled each other out. Greg came in for the home team in the 8th and 9th and closed the door. Well done! 

GLOVES OF THE WEEK: The very best glove of the week goes to Mike G! Early in the game, Big Dave was looking at an RBI situation against Nick. Dave fought one off the hands and pushed it to the right side. A bit of a soft liner, but it looked like a fine piece of hitting and a sure opposite field single through the hole. However, Mike G at second base moved to his left, dove, and produced a cloud of dirt while making the stop! He then continued the heroics with a throw from the ground to get Dave at first. Excellent put out. Honorable mentions: Adam at first base on a ground ball towards the hole made a graceful, spinning catch/turn/throw to the pitcher covering first. Check out the film! Phelps fell to his knees while running forward to make a catch in center. Greg playing catcher threw behind the runner at third after a pitch and caught Adam sleeping. Because he is so nice, he let it go despite many people agreeing that he was out. We scored two after that on a single the very next pitch, but we agreed to trim one run off the scoreboard due to Greg's generosity. He wins a glove of the week and sportsmanship award! Finally, I'll say that as catcher, something I do from time to time, I made a nice play on a swinging bunt up the third base line late in the game. I sprinted up the line, snatched the ball on a high bounce before it could land one more time and leak into foul territory, and threw a laser to Adam at first to get the runner. I felt like a pro catcher! I even ditched the mask!    

AAUGH!

- Poor Tony and Abe. Early in the game, they got in front of some hard-hit balls at 3rd and short, respectively, and had to deal with wicked hops up into their chest (Tony) and near the face (Abe). 

WORD OF THE WEEK: Double play. I think the home team turned three or four. The most clutch was in the top of the 7th. Bases loaded, one out, HR struggling the entire inning, and then he gets a friendly grounder up the middle. 6-4-3... it ended a 20-minute inning where the visitors got no runs for all their work. Then, they ended the game on a double play as well. Nice.       

10/25/2020 SF

Some of the MBCers were away at a different game (more on that to come), so a split-squad kind of day.  Here with the report is James "Coney Island" aka "Brooklyn Biologist" Madden:

Welcome to another episode of This Week in Mission Baseball!



 Another wild and wacky game, no joke! So many errors all around. Seriously, raise your hand if you did NOT have multiple errors in this game. I sure did! Plenty of "AAUGH" to go around. What else? We had another instance of "well, looks like this game is over... oh wait, he's not running for home for some reason... or, oh wait, they just blew an easy double play to end the game... or, oh my god, HR caught that blast to save the tie!" Yes, the game should have been over at least four times, but wound up an 8-8 tie. Let's give out some awards and see what happened.

 SWINGS OF THE WEEK: Hands down this goes to Chris. He self-reported a 5 for 7 day, with most of those hits being well struck. Also, allow me to welcome you to the Warning Track Club of Portero, Chris! He joins James and Aaron! He blasted one to deep left field that one hopped to hit the fence and missed hitting a dog by inches. Indeed, a group of young folks were picnicking against the left field fence, they asked me if they were in danger/can anyone hit one this far, and I did tell them yes! One or two pitches later, and their dog got the sh*t scared out of it. Later on, Chris bombed one deep to left again that looked like a sure game-winning blast in the 10th, but HR ran it down! Honorable mentions: all of Chris's other hits.

 PITCHES OF THE WEEK: Another hands down award, this time to Sean, who pitched 10 innings and really deserved the win and not a crappy tie. Here's one of those "oh, this game should be over" moments. Bottom ninth, one out (Sean just struck me out on a high fastball!), and home team has men on 1st and 2nd. I lend myself to play third. Immediately an easy grounder gets hit right at me, I field it cleanly, and think to myself, "Well, I'll sling this over to second, then on to first for the double play. Game over, visitors win." Only I proceeded to throw the ball into right center field. That should have ended the game, PART 1. Sorry, Sean! The home team would then tie it up. Interestingly, the home team then should have won the game PART 2, but New Mike pulled a Nick W. and decided to hold at 3rd despite having a clean, easy walk home to win the game. It was like a replay of last week! Why don't Mission Baseball baserunners trust their legs? Seriously, he could have walked backwards home to score the winning run. Then again, he is recovering from a hamstring injury... In the top of the 10th, the home team could have protected a lead and then won the game, but a weird "throw it behind yourself after fielding a line drive" error happened in left field, allowing another tying run to score. Should have been the end, PART 3. Finally, in the bottom of the 10th, Chris blasted another one to left field that looked certain to drive in the winning run, but HR tracked it down and made an extended catch! Should have been the end, PART 4! However, we decided to call it 8 to 8 tie after that, so it was the end.

 GLOVES OF THE WEEK: I'll toot my own horn again here, despite my horrible missed double play ("the final snowball that started the avalanche," as Sean put it). I had back-to-back web gems in the top of the 4th to extinguish a rally. A diving catch in shallow center of a Sean line drive to rob a hit, and then a not-so-nice throw out of Greg at first from centerfield to rob him of a hit, too. There were baserunners threatening to score; lo, they did not! Honorable mentions: Mike N. made a tumbling catch of a hard line drive to rob me of a hit, HR made that tie-saving running grab in left to rob Chris, and Greg made a beautiful chest-only stop of a short-hopped pitch at one point that I made a mental note of. Also, New Mike made an interesting basket catch of a bloop to center and then doubled the runner off second. 'Twas quite funny. He had it lined up, then clearly lost it in the sun (desperation body language kicked in), then he found it at the last moment to make a waist-level basket catch. Quick toss to second = double play! 

AAUGH!

- Early in the game, Sean blooped one between short and center. Chris and I couldn't get there. It drops for a single. I scoop it up and flip the ball casually at Chris, not noticing that he had already turned his back to walk back to the infield. Weak little toss trickles away, Sean advances to 2nd, score slater. Aaugh!

-  See the four times the game should have ended above. Aaugh!

 

WORD OF THE WEEK: Defense. It was bad! So bad, in fact, that there was chatter about mid-week fielding drills.    


Monday, October 19, 2020

10/18/20 Sunny Day



Good lord it was a hot one.  The switch in time to 1pm to better accommodate the blindedness of the outfielders was not a rousing success.  But every little bit helps I guess.  The good news was we had 19 1/2 players out, the 0.5 being the return of Lil' Josh Gibson, my younger slugger.  If we counted his runs, the homers walked away with the game, which he kept reminding us of.  He was all in, all game: there to hit dingers, slide hard into 3rd and home, smother foul balls down the line, and remind Tony of the dangers of cigarette smoking.

The game starters were Aiden and Tony, respectively, and Aiden continued his dominance of the club.  Amazing what a fast ball and a decent breaking ball will do to a bunch of senior citizens.  Tony pitched well, but we did not help him too much in the defense department, my own flailing in left field being the most egregious.  Adam put a decent bat on the ball and I thought I was all lined up on that thing, and it just defied the laws of gravity and stayed up in the air, over my head before I could realize what was going on.  

Sonny came in for Tony, Aiden stayed in to punish up some more and then hit his limit, bowing out with the score 5-1.  I came in after Sonny, did one inning, then Mike N, and James rounded it out.  Aiden gave way to Dave, Chris L., Elon, and Abe.  It was a Baskin Robbins of pitching days for sure.

Somewhere along the way we started scoring runs, and by the time we reached the 8th inning we had built ourselves a 7-5 lead!  No one more surprised than us, and Greg came through with the late inning RBI that we always seem to miss.  But the 9th proved to be complicated, and Nick W. hit on to center right into the sun, past Mike and rolled to the wall.  Nick was for sure to get an in the parker, until he crashed and burned coming around 3rd.  I've been there, and it ain't fun.  So we still had a chance, but short lived, he was driven in, and the game was tied.  Extra innings, back and forth, to the 11th, and the visitors finally scored that crucial go ahead.  Josh and me had to hit the road, so didn't see the coup d' grace but the writing was on the wall.  

A great game! Probably final score of 8-7.

Highlights:

* Homers would have been very much back in the game, but 8 of the last 10 balls we hit were to Aiden at SS, who gobbled them up left and right, taking hits away.

* Marcella, I believe, had her first hit and run scored and almost nabbed a runner on the right field SQ play.

* Visitors turned at least one double play

* Elon robbed me of a double in center, on a semi diving, into the sun play

* James made several great catches in center, to keep the score close

* I actually managed to catch the next 3 balls that were hit to me, 75% is a passing grade.

* There were a lot of great plays made from SS and 3rd: Tony, Mike, Aiden, John, Abe

* The jury is still out on how Don keeps his Fuck Um Bucky shirt so vibrant?

*Greg's single down the line gave me hope

* We had a respirator and boat shoe-clad Bob as a second baseman for the last frames, almost back to playing form

* See you's in Grass Valley.

S. Paige

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James' Field Report:

Welcome to another episode of This Week in Mission Baseball! 

What a roller coaster of a game! The home team -- my crew -- was down 5-1 around the midpoint of the game. We rallied to tie it at 5, Aaron said the ol' "Feel that momentum shift?", we took a 7-5 lead into the 9th, and then... Yikes, again! Let's give out some awards and see what happened. 

SWING OF THE WEEK: I'm giving this to Nick. Let's set the scene: Two outs, top of the ninth, down two, runner on first. I was cruising, getting guys on easy grounders. It looked like an easy save. I threw a really hard fastball, and Nick blasted it to deep center. The dreaded conditions of centerfield paralyzed the defense, and the infinite roll on the rock-hard dirt commenced. One run scores and it is clear that Nick will very easily score the tying run because we will need a five-man relay chain to get this ball to the infield. It's still rolling back there. Nick approaches third and slows down! What? After like a minute of his team screaming at him, he restarts for home. He trips and falls. The crowd is going bananas! Get up! Run! The ball is being relayed from the other field dirt, and we're bobbling it. Nick crawls around a little bit and retreats to third. His team is outraged! So much yelling, laughing, head drooping (on my team)... Bonkers. He could have easily crawled home on all four, backwards, and still made it easy. Luckily, Dave came up next and got an infield single because the throw to first was not in time (Aaugh!). 

Tie game on two runs in the top of the f'n ninth with two outs. In the top of the eleventh the visitors struck for two more due to the dreaded, paralyzing center field effect. It is no joke. But our unraveling all began with that blast from Nick, perhaps the longest ball I have ever seen him hit. Congratulations. It was memorable! 

Honorable mentions: Aaron stayed hot, but was finally retired after a 9 for 9 streak over three games, I believe. 

PITCHES OF THE WEEK: Let's give this to Elan and Abe for late inning relief work. They managed to cool off the home team in the late, crucial innings to allow their comeback. We were hitting the ball hard on both of them, but their gloves were working! 

GLOVES OF THE WEEK: Tons of gloves to give out this week. Primary winners: Mike N. and Aidan. Mike made so many put-outs at third early in the game on hard grounders, it was ridiculous. Every throw over to first was money. Plus, he threw out Dave a home on a grounder to third. In the later innings, it was Aidan for the visitors. In the late innings, the kid showed so much range at short and a strong throwing arm, it was also ridiculous. I blasted one up the middle that I was sure was a hit, and he glided over and made it look easy. I even sensed a little arrogance in how long he was holding the ball on some of his throws over to first. He did not look like he was in a hurry at all, and was delivering lasers over to first like nothing. Elan and Abe owe him for vacuuming up everything. 

Honorable mentions: Elan made a falling catch to rob Aaron of a double to deep left center, Abe made a spectacular sprinting catch of a shallow bloop to left, and you know what? I'm giving myself honorable mention for my play in center field in this game. Yeah, that's right! Due to playing CF so often, I have mostly overcome the massive learning curve of the sun, speedy grass, and slope of Portrero's pastures. I made a few blinding catches that had me seeing spots for the rest of the inning, and I even robbed Dave on a deep drive to left center onto the other field dirt. It ain't easy, folks, and your certainly in for a baptism by fire the first time you stroll out to play CF at Portrero.  

 

AAUGH!

- Home team takes a 7-5 lead into the 9th, loses 9-7 in the 11th. Aaugh!  

WORD OF THE WEEK: Roll. As in the infinite roll of the ball if it gets passed an outfielder. Of the visitors' 9 runs, I think 6 of them can be attributed to this effect. Elan's basic single to right became an RBI triple and then he scored (2), Nick's blast to CF might have been catchable, but the infinite roll was an RBI triple and he later scored (2), and then Aidan's base hit to center in the 11th also got by and infinitely rolled. RBI and an inside the parker (2). This was absolutely our downfall. Aaugh!  

Enjoy!

  

10/11/20 Game of Baseball

 Running behind, here is the recap from last week.  Our own Brooklyn Biologist James Madden with the highlights:

Welcome to another episode of This Week in Mission Baseball. This was a relatively well-played game, and close at about 6-6, until the top o' the ninth... Yikes. Let's give out some awards, and introduce a new feature this week in honor of good ol' Charlie Brown!


Swing(s) of the Week: I'm giving this to Matt and Gabe for their surprising opposite field power. Just as the center and left fielders were preparing for power pulls to those parts of the outfield, these two pushed a few to the gap in right center (with power!) for some extra base hits. Well done. Honorable mentions to Tony for his timely hitting and line drive placement early in the game, and Mike N. continues attacking the left-center gap. 

Pitches of the Week: Phelps! Where have you been? He started for the visiting team and showed remarkable control and pitch placement. His fastball had some zip and he blew it by a few hitters. After months off, he comes back and had a nice start. Honorable mention to Elan (1 scoreless) and Aiden (same to end the game). 

Glove(s) of the Week: These go to Chris P. and Sean. Chris (birthday boy) made another patented, over-the-shoulder catch in shallow left field to end an inning. Sean made a diving, smothering catch off the mound to force a rundown between third and home. More on that in a second... Honorable mentions: Anna made a nice scoop at first, and the other Chris dove for a line drive in left field that was in the glove until his body made impact with the turf. It popped out to everyone's shock and disappointment, but the effort was excellent.


NEW FEATURE: AAUGH!
Do you remember reading Charlie Brown? I definitely do, and I use his signature out-loud exclamation ("AAUGH!") with my students when they do something... well, Charlie Brown-esque. With all due respect to all Mission Baseball players, let's have fun with some AAUGH moments:
- Sun blinds James in CF on an otherwise easy pop fly; Elan gets on first and later comes around to score
- Sean dives off mound, smothers a hard-hit ball, and traps Matt dead in a run down. Catchers throw to third base to nail the vulnerable runner... simply dropped.
- The entire top of the ninth inning. Holy cow! (We may need a Holy Cow segment to honor Phil Rizzuto. Hmm...) Anyway, ground ball single to left field happened about 7 times this inning. The visitors batted around, scored 8, and pretty much put the game out of reach. It was brutal to watch from the dugout (sitting my second time), but their hits just kept coming. Poor Nate.  

Word of the Week: Comedy. No, not our game! Check out my Beach Clean Up Comedy videos while you're on my channel. Shameless plug! I recommend Episode 17 to start. If you like my subtle baseball commentary, then you may like my angry, anti-corporate rants as I find their shyte all over the beach.   

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Another Game in the City

 We ended up with 23 players, which was great.  The air was clear-ish which was great.  The game was a high-scoring affair, which was great.  Baseball.  Great.

Sonny started for the homers, and looks to be back in form, including a ramped up fastball at times.  Aiden started for the visitors, and had a ramped up fastball which was expected. This was my first time seeing him pitch more than an inning, and it was great to watch.  The fastball has ride, the curve ball can be a strike, or it can appear to be and then dive out of the zone after the batter commits.  All he needs is a good eephus pitch to round it out.  But that comes with age.  Through the first half of the game, those two battled, though Sony got the short end of the stick on defense at times.  One inning in particular had lost balls in the sun, a ball that deflected off third base, and a few dying quails that were just unfair.

By the middle of the game, it was 10-0.  In reality, it was about 14-0, but at some point we wanted to keep the game within reason and 10 was a nice round number.  Yes the game was lopsided.  But the last inning of Aiden's performance, the homers finally got to him, and dinged him for 3 runs.  

The big story of the day though, was a gentleman's bet between Aiden and his dad as to the outcome of McG's hitting for the day off of his progeny.  Let's just say, Aiden is $5 richer today.  He slammed the door shut on John's last at bat with a strikeout.  John had mentioned he was first ball swinging on the first at bat because  he knew what he was in for if he fell behind in the count.  Hopefully Aiden puts that money to good use.

In came Chris for the homers and Satch for the visitors.  I was feeling alright, and with a lead like that, there was no reason to try and strike everyone out.  I think I gave up another 3 runs,  which I was great with.  Chris also held the runs to a minimum, as did HR who came in after him.  But the lead proved insurmountable, and the final score, as the wind picked up, and the sun went down was a soft 11-6.

Highlights (some stolen from James):

* Aiden's pitching was lights out, and he knew when to stop (or at least how to listen to his father, both things that historically have been tough for MBC players....)

* James and Greg combined for a inning ending thriller at the plate to nab Mike N ( you got to slide!!!!) who ended up being out and bumping Greg in the schnoz which then started bleeding pretty good.  The mask made the bleed seem worse than it was.  Greg established it was not broken, and enthralled us with tales of broken noses past after the game.  Luckily a mom in the area had some baby wipes, and he cleaned up pretty quickly.  Maybe we should invest in a packet?

* A clean and pretty double play from the homers 5-4-3 double play (Nate-Mike-Anna), 

* Matt at third made a diving stab to end an inning on a hot, low line drive that was absolutely smoked!

* There were quite a few big hits of the game, aided by the sun and the fast outfield. James, Matt, Sean, Elan, Mike N., Gaspar come to mind

* Subthread: Gaspar pulled the ball, twice!  PING!

* Speaking of the sun, invest in sunglasses for the outfield, it is brutal out there and sooner or later someone is going to take one in the head

* I was daydreaming in left field, looking at the bay, when Ana smoked one down the line.  I heard the crack and only by sheer dumb luck found the ball in the first place I looked.  I made another play in left on a ball that was over any normal person's head, but I managed to haul it in.  The only one I am proud of was a weird lined gork to the left side of the infield that I leaped at from the mound and brought in.  Too bad James didn't get footage of that, people would probably enjoy seeing a beluga whale acrobatically catch a baseball.

* Pitching I did alright, the one K was Dave in a tight spot, elevated and found an extra 5 mph for the fastball.  Greg called the pitch, so most of the credit goes to him

* Chris P made the quintessential over- the- shoulder play that we have come to expect from him.  The difference was that he was pitching at the time, and there was no reason he should be expected to make that play.  But he did, and it was amazing.

* Ana whacked a single off of me in 2-2 count that was very impressive, she's locked in.

* The baserunning improved this week

* I managed somehow to have a 5-5 game, with 3 singles and 2 doubles.  The big drive would have been over the fence if I had pulled it, but I put into the left center pocket that has been my sweet spot for the last month.  It measured out at 327 feet (yeah, I google mapped it).  It felt good and it had the look.  Only one of the singles was an ugly flop of a swing that fell behind first base, and came on an inning that Sonny couldn't get the last 2 outs.

* Bob came out and showed us his battle scar, and assured us that we are all in big trouble once he is able to swing a bat.

* Here's the swing footage (thanks to James, the Brooklyn Biologist)



Monday, September 21, 2020

9/21/20- A New Field

After being callously booted from one field, we found another to play.  This was the first full game that I was a part of, and it wasn't just me-- 25 players came out!  One of the joys of a large game is that when you sit, and everyone should be sitting, you get to catch up with people, have a reasonable conversation, etc.  The 7 on 7 game there is often no time to get a drink of water, much less find out how the family is doing.

Greg had started for the visitors and Sonny, arm rehabbed, went for the homers.  By the time I got there in the 3rd inning, the score was already 5-4, and the runs were plentiful throughout the game.  The fence was calling to the hitters, and there is a contest on for the first to achieve an honest home run.  I know I was swinging harder than usual.  

At some point it was decided that we should actually track the runs on the backstop since they were coming in so often, and since JT wasn't there...

Sonny threw one too many and struggled in his last inning, and then in came HR to finish.  Greg bowed out to Tony, then Chris L., then Satch for the 2-inning close.  We had rung up the score in that time, and by the 9th inning it was 13-10.  The visitors managed to load the bases, but were turned away from glory by a great play from Elon at first to snag a ground ball and make the final out.

The game went on as the sun was still high in the sky, but I had to get home so I do not know how the extras went.

Highlights:

* Richie came out, and made a fantastic running catch in center

* Chris P almost made the longest, farthest from SS position over the shoulder catch.

* New guy made that fatal baserunning error of not knowing how many outs there were with a fly ball hit.

* I was on base all 3 times, two hits, and one thanks to a throwing error.  I tried a deke on a ground ball to first and then realized I was going to be thrown out at 2nd.  I managed to beat the throw but my inertia carried me right past the bag.

* Ana came up with a huge hit in the late innings

* Sonny managed to hit me in the arm, which then deflected down and bounced up under Mitch's protective "gear."  Mitch needed a minute.

* The new field has a serious roll factor.  There were at least 2 triples and Dave had an in the parker!

* That being said, I hit a ball that would have been a standup double at least, if I wasn't me.  It became a single and a long turn.

* I froze Arson on a tight 2-strike curve ball.  Only good one I threw all day

* Jon McGrath slid into 3rd at least twice, the hole in the pants grows larger

* People were hitting the cutoff man, this new move towards improved defense is shocking.

Monday, August 31, 2020

Baseball 8/30/20

Cold, windy, foggy.  Classic summer game.  

The one thing that was different was that we had a glut of players, whereas a normal year we would be barely scraping by, due to summer travel, etc.  However, when you can't go anywhere, or do anything, baseball proves a good alternative...

This game proved to be historic in the lore of the MBC, as there were no runs scored throughout the entire 9 inning game, something that none of us could remember.  Amazingly, with 11-12 hitters on each team, barely anyone even reached scoring position throughout the game.  The reason: defense.  

Both teams proved to have stellar defense through the entire game.  Catches were made when they needed to be made, and ground balls were picked up and the smart outs made.  I can remember at least 4 chances where there could have been a desire to rush and try and go for a double play, but in each instance the lead out was made and that was it.  It is amazing how much of a difference it makes.

The field itself was a player in the game too, mostly in the constant wind that battered down every well-struck fly ball, and the infield grass that slowed every hard hit ground ball to a slow trickle.  In the end, that proved to be the difference in the game, hard hit balls were easy outs, slow choppers were instant hits.

Pitching was the other aspect of the game, and I have to take a moment to tip my cap.  Yes, against my better judgement--and probably medical advice if we had a medical professional around-- I threw a complete game.  Yes, including  2 extra innings.  I don't know the last time that I tossed 11 innings, maybe I haven't.  I think I had 3-4 Ks over the course of the game, so I owe a big thank you to my defense for keeping a lid on the game.

Nick W. started for the homers and pitched just as well, stymieing our chances.  James made it to third base in the first inning and that was the last time we had a runner that close to scoring.  Mitch took over in the latter innings, and then HR.  I just kept choogling along, since we had too many players, I tried to pull myself in the 5th but my team thought I should keep going.  I tried again in the 6th and the 7th, but each time I was convinced to try one more, as long as I felt ok.  Well, these days feeling ok is relative but I wasn't in any uncommon discomfort.  I made a statement that I would keep pitching until we at least scored a run.  That didn't work out, but at some point, I felt that it was my game to win or lose, and as the regular game ended and extras begun, I was happy to have gotten that far and I wanted to see it to the end.  There was a proposal to start the 12th with runners on 2nd, to hurry along the end, if required.  I was about 85% changeups by the 10th, but they kept working, so I kept throwing them,

The final inning was far from textbook.  It started with a solid shot from Chris L, one of the few line drives of the day, that wasn't caught.  Anna followed up with a slow roller into no-mans land for a infield single.  The next batter put one in the infield, and as the play unfolded at first, Chris made a mad dash for home in an attempt to win the game.  Lattig picked the ball at first and made a on target throw to John McG at the plate to get Chris! 

First crisis avoided, but now there was one out and a runner on third.  I heard the death knell sound, but I chose to think of it as a comforting release, rather than a loss.  HR stepped up and promptly smacked another worm burner up the middle that sealed the fate, Anna crossed the plate, and the game was done.

Final score 1-0, Homers.

Highlights:

* An amazing game by all, thanks for coming out!

* Defensive cap tips to everyone, standouts including Tony, Anna, Greg, Mike L, Adam, Chris P., Mitch, John McG, and a new guy who's name I didn't catch.

* The play at home in particular was a favorite, since we a. so rarely have a realistic opportunity, b. actually make the play.

* We made a point of jokingly telling Mike N. that any fly ball between 2nd and 3rd is Chris P's ball, it's in his contract.  Chris promptly dropped the next pop fly.  Oops.

* Many players resplendent in thier new MBC shirts, with the old logos.  Thanks to Mike Lynch for a great print job, and Sonny for organizing the fundraiser.

* Somewhere in the last part of the game, Dave made an almost-catch on a foul ball in right field, that turned out to be ok.  But I know he was worried he had porked the game.

* James didn't snag anyone at 1st from the outfield, but on one attempt he overran the ball and fumbled it in his hurry to get it and throw it.  Perhaps it isn't an every opportunity kind of play.  I know all of us slower runners would appreciate the reprieve.

* Mitch made a snag on a screaming line drive that may have been the difference in the game.

* Tim made a couple of crucial plays at 2nd to get an out, and once had a great chance at 2.  It was a close play with a sliding runner and he still made a quality throw to 1st.

* The wind at times sent pop flies over 2nd, all the way over to the 3rd base foul line.

* 2 coyotes kept watch over the game from right.

* HR struck me out with a high, hard one.  According to recent reports, I should be grateful it wasn't in my neck.

* James' at bats over the course of the game lost us about 8 baseballs.  Our permit budget has been transferred to new ball purchases.

* Third base was moved mid-game to more correctly align with the plate, and then about 6 balls were all hit in that region, with arguments about whether they would have been fair by the old placement standards

* The band came out, sounded great, and played a bluesy-woosey Take Me Out To the Ballgame.

* Bob came out in his civvies, with a giant protective cast on his left hand, seems he got in a fight with a saw blade.  First reports indicate minimal long-term damage done, so lets hope for the best.  Get well soon you old so-and-so.

* Also heard that Sonny may have thrown one too many, and is rehabbing his arm

* Thanks again to everyone for a great game.



Baseball 8/23/20

 Here is the swing analysis for another Sunday of baseball:




Tuesday, August 11, 2020

8/9/20 Baseball

 I don't have any of the particulars, but I know that there is footage and commentary once again from the Brooklyn Biologist.


Sean hit a home run, in which he trotted and then slid just a head of the throw.  Smooooooth.





8/3/20 A Game

This was a game.

Not to brag, but Sean and I combined for a 9 inning shut out, and scattered about 7 hits. He got 3 Ks, I got 1.

That was good.

Sonny threw for the other team very admirably and neither team scored run for the first 4 frames.  In the latter part of the game, Mike N, and Dave also pitched well, and if not for the one inning, it might still be going.  This was a tight game, with little shift.

Highlights:

* Chris P. made a nice pop up play

* James played the eternal defense, and also filmed some instructional video

* Mitch also seemed to be all the places that I needed him to be, to catch the ball.

* It was an old vs. the new guard game: Translated, Bob and Tony got to be on the same team,

* Anna made two great plays, and one of them was a running catch that robbed me of what might have been a double, which in my terms, is like a normal person running to 7th base...

* The wind was again a concern

* The wind once again was up and blowing the entire time

* There is movement to ban the throw out the runner at 1st from the outfield play.  Once in a while is alright, but it is happening a lot, to the same slow people, which makes it feel wrong somehow.  The feeling of a clean hit to right center suddenly turns into being thrown out by 30 feet.  It is up for debate.

* Our jazz band showed up late, swelled in size, and we couldn't hear them for most of the day.  But they did play Take me Out to the Ball game at the middle 7th, so basically, they are family

* There was again a debate on outs vs. dropped on the transfer. Let's keep those balls in the hands. 

*We played extra innings but the only thing that happened was that we scored another run,

Here is a video of each batter's first at bat, with commentary.






Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Proof of Life

"Found" footage of baseball in America. 

Spills, chills, double plays, pop-outs (so many pop-outs), strikeouts, new nicknames for Tony (T-Bone?), Bob being thrown out by 50 feet, and an answer to the question, do all pitchers drag their toes (apparently yes).










Monday, July 20, 2020

7/20/20 A wishful game

If we were going play a game, I think this is how I would like it to go down. 

First, it would be a good showing of good people.  There would be 16 players, to give everyone another at bat, and a more action in defense.  I would start for the homers, and Sonny would start for the visitors, and we would both pitch really well, deep into the game.  At least 6 innings, and I would like to strike out maybe, 3 people, including Tim to finish my day on a wicked change-up that he waved at.  I would be especially happy with that because Tim would have had 3 hits off of me already.

Sonny would be just as good, though not quite as sharp, and we would have scored 2 runs in the 2nd inning, and then hold the visitors off from scoring for a few innings more.  Then the visitors would score one and it would be a good tight game, back and forth with multiple double plays and derring-do with catches made in the outfield and runners on third.

It would be especially sweet if Mitch was filling in defense for the homers and make an amazing running catch and a bullet throw to home to keep the runner there and preserve the lead. 

I figure after 6 innings, I would have been done, and Powell would want to come in and pitch.  Same would go for Sonny, and Mike N. and HR would probably want a chance to hurl the ball.  I think it would be exciting if somewhere in there the visitors would tie the game and we would suddenly have a real nail biter.  Who knows, maybe even some controversy like Mitch hitting a triple but it rolling into the soccer game in left and being declared a dead ball, ground rule double.  And then Sonny would have to come back to third and they wouldn't get that go ahead run they needed.

Maybe even extra innings, with Dave coming in and throwing like Bob Gibson. 

Since it's my game to imagine, I would hope that my team would win in the bottom of the 10th on a line drive to right from Adam, to put the game away, since he is a good guy.

Highlights I would have liked to have seen:

* Great catches from Anna in left and right field as well as 2 hits

* A bang bang double play

* A successful covering 1st play by me, to see if I could still beat the runner.

* Mitch's long run catch and Ichiro-like throw

* Adam making some scoops at 1st

* Mike N throwing a nasty knuckle curve

* Bob calling two horrendous strikes against me

* Gaspar beating the shift

* Bob going up to hit a fastball at his eye line.

* Everyone who successfully caught a pop fly in the wind.

* Tony opting to go home to preserve the lead, and Gaspar with the tag

* Dave's big bat, and dominance on the mound

* The new guy who had a rough day at the plate, but played well and kept it cool

* Controversy on a play at 2nd, was the ball ever in control, or was it a transfer drop?

* Gaspar with a beautiful bunt

* Sometimes Bob doesn't get HBP, but maybe I do

Something that I have always dreamed about would be if we had our own band that played olde tyme jazz standards while we had our game and took requests.  That would be the perfect finishing touch to a great game. 




Friday, July 17, 2020

Protect the Environment, you Fucking Fuck.



If you have been reading this blog,, you have been consistently exposed to references and citations of James...Coney Island James...New Yawk James...etc. Well, he isn't just a character I made up to make this team more diverse and exciting, he is an actual person, a hell of a ballplayer, and an all around good guy.


James showed up more than a few years ago, he stood out with his ropey, scarecrow frame, lack of a ball cap, or ball cap backwards (or a knit cap, what, you think it looks funny, well fuuuuuuuuck yu), and skill set.

 He runs—fast. He hits—a ton. He throws—like a fucking cannon. He dives for balls, he catches everything, he stands at the plate and takes hacks like he is trying to hit the ball from Mermaid Ave. to Bay Parkway. And he often does. He is hard to strike out, unless you see that he is itching to clobber the ball, and then you can get away with slow stuff. Unless he decides to bunt, which he does quite often, and then you have to slag your doughy, arthritic carcass off the mound, and field the ball, and make a great throw, and then most times he still beats it out. And he can pitch though I have not seen it much lately. He makes windmills jealous with his windup.

He also made one of the ballsiest plays I have seen at SQ in recent times, going full-out into a concrete table in pursuit of a fly ball. I thought he was dead when I watched it happen. But up he sprung, somehow playing despite having run full-bore into, and over, a table in prison.


James is part of that elite group of players that are not allowed to bunch up too much on one team. Powell, Mitch, Sean, Urano, and James on the same team. What are you, fucking dumb?


In addition to being a dynamite ball player, James is also a really decent human being. He has Master's degrees in biological sciences, and spent several years in Americorps and the Peace Corps working to make the world a better and more connected place. He spent several years in Ecuador, so he hablas espanol as well, which makes him a hit with the Clemente leaguers that play in the game before us. I threw up in the jungle for a few days, and held a girl's hand in Ecuador once. 1992, in Esmeraldas. I worked at it all night, got up the courage watching Back to the Future in Spanish in the resort rec room, held that hand for 5 minutes of bliss, and then it got broken up by her mom who was wildly searching the grounds for her and was accompanied by a resort guard with a double-barreled shotgun. James probably has better memories.


A ways back I used to see him on the N-Judah most mornings, but he never seemed to see me, even when I smiled or waved. For those that know me, I am—politely speaking—hard to miss. When I asked him about it, he told me that in the morning he just likes to by himself, enjoy that time, and not bother making small talk. I respect that level of honesty, more than he probably knows. But that is James. He once offered to break a game delay stalemate on a weird permit confrontation at our reserved field one Sunday by offering, "Do you want me to just talk to them, 'cuz I'm from New York, so you know, I don't give a fuck."


During our current pandemic he has taken to filming himself cataloging the plastic waste that he collects to clean up our local beaches. Which I have to say is an admirable way to occupy one's time during our whatever-this- fucking-reality-is. If you are interested, his handle is the Brooklyn Biologist. The funny thing is that you can tell he is censoring himself in the videos, which is wise, but if you know the man, you know what he wants to say at certain moments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqHd8cBMatI


My wife works to protect the SF Bay, and she was very happy to hear that at least one of us was doing something useful for ocean conservancy. All you surfers, pick up some garbage next time you are out. ya lazy barneys.


Full Disclosure: James borrowed my old War Hammer bat and then left in at a water fountain in GGP. And he felt really bad about it and he paid for a replica to be made. I mention this because it was a bummer. But the vibe of James and his love of the game lead me to believe that I can't be that mad at its loss because it will always make me happy that someone wanted to use that hogleg bad enough to borrow it.


But it's a sliver of a heartbreak.


So that is James. If you play with us, you hope he is on your team. The best part is, no matter what, he is always on the Earth's team. And it needs it.


Cap tip.




Friday, July 10, 2020

I dreamed of a 4th of July Game...

Anyone who regularly follows this blog--all 7.4 of you--knows that we play a double header every 4th of July and have a delicious BBQ lunch in the middle.  With the world going to hell in hand basket this year, well, this year we couldn't do it.  Which was a real shame.  The strangest thing happened though.  I had a very vivid dream that we did, and I would like to share it with you all.  My dream.  That I had.  That was not real.

For some reason we were at St Mary's, not our first choice of fields, but it seemed right.  Even in dreams, the MBC is an intelligent and respectful group, so we all had face masks on, kept a reasonable distance from each other, sterilized hands regularly, and didn't share equipment.

It was a slow start, as it always seems to be, but by the end of it we had 16 players.  There was a woman playing with us, which was different, though when I asked Greg--in my dream-- he said that she played quite a few times and her name was Anna.  She was really good, and made some great digs at first and led off for the homers.

Sonny started for the visitors, and I started for the homers, it being my dream where I get to do what I want.  Amazingly, no one scored for the the first 3 innings or so, aided by some great defensive work on both sides.  And we had an all-time center fielder in the form of James, who was bedecked in PPE, to protect himself and his growing family.  In my dream I wished him congratulations and told him it was the best and the worst thing that can ever happen to you.  I am sort of an asshole in my dreams too.

The homers finally got on the board after a few misplayed balls, and the bases loaded we had a fielders choice and a timely hit to break the seal.  We kept it that way for an inning, and then the visitors also came through with their own collection of hits and errors.  We answered right back, in my dream Mitch hit a scorcher to left center that was the big hit of the game.

I was keeping the pitch count low, in my dreams I am still a conscientious pitcher, but by the 6th inning my shoulder was twinging after one fastball too many and I thought better to step aside then risk a stupid injury.  In my dream.  Mitch came in and shut the door for two innings like a boss.  Sonny bowed out and Nick W. came in to mop up.  The runs that were on the board stayed the same, and we ended the game with a tight 3-1 victory for the 4th of July single header.

Dream Highlights:

* It was a very realistic dream, which made me happy.

* There were several double play opportunities, and I think that each team successfully turned at least one.

* James, in a true future-AOY fashion kept firing the ball from center field to throw people out at first, and he got Greg on one.  Greg thought it a bit poor that the mid-50's game-legged catcher was being singled out, especially after a nice line drive up the middle.  As a fat mid-40's game legged pitcher, I agree, and also was almost thrown out by James

* The first inning I got three batters in a row to pop up to Mitch at SS.  I wish I could do that in real life.

* Even if only in a dream, it was great to see Tony again, and he played 2nd the whole game, which I thought was strange, but weird things happen in dreams.

* Elon was out again, and still being tied up in knots with the slow ball.  If he ever connects with one of those big swings it is going to disappear into the sky.  Maybe in his dreams.

* There were great plays at 1st for both sides, a lot of them of the bang-bang variety.

* The wind blew a bit, just like it does in real life at St Mary's.

* Since the dream was so lifelike, we also had a new guy out who looked like he could hit a ton, but also had trouble with the change-up.

* This would have been the time to change the AOY and present the award to a new person.  But since this was my dream, and not real, we didn't.  With the controversy of last year still fresh in everyone's minds, and Don's general demeanor, he went ahead and gave himself a 3-peat and a pat on the back.  So much winning!  In my dream, I remember that I found this old baseball picture and gave it to him.  I couldn't take a picture of it, since it wasn't real, so I made a drawing of it instead.  I am a pretty good artist.

Happy 4th everyone.  I hope we can make it out of this mess someday and find a way to get back to what life used to resemble.  I hasten to add that does not mean back to "normal".  Hopefully we can all say that we have gained more focus on the really important things in life--family and friends, physical contact, human rights, human dignity, fact-based health practices-- and that as one country and one world, we can move forward with a lot more compassion, respect, justice and and love for all.

Hopefully that part isn't just a dream.















Monday, April 27, 2020

Shelter in Place Day #41

Hey all,

Sorry I have not been able to write much, one would think this would be a perfect time for musings and quips about baseball, life, etc.  Unfortunately, the etc. has taken a lot of time to do recently.  I hope this entry finds you all healthy and well, secure in your domiciles, oiling your gloves, re-taping your bats, practicing your slides down the hallway (one of the benefits of living in SF, slippery hardwood floors are perfect!)

I spoke with Greg this weekend, he is good, still working.  He let me know that there was some rumblings about attempts to have some kind of "wildcat" game on a local field.  While I respect the love from which this idea was sprung, I think we need to all be adults for a little longer.  It pains me to say, especially if the weather continues to be this beautiful, but the longer we go without the game now, the more likely we will have a functioning game in the future. 

Plus, we don't want our game to gets its first real press coverage as a bunch of 40-50 year olds yelling BAIL! while scrambling around as the cops descend.

So what to do?  If you have kids, you don't have time to answer those sort of questions, you have been trying to figure out which of the many platforms that the teacher emailed to you is the one that has the Phonics homework on it....

For the rest of you, I hear it has been a challenge to stay engaged while not being able to play baseball.  In Don's case, he has resorted to playing with himself in GGP.  Sad.

I have had a couple of "spirited" Zoom conversations with some friends, and one of our topics was baseball cards, and the relentless common cards that we have many boxes of.  So as a little apertif to your day, here are few of my old favorites.

1. This really takes the cake of What the Fuck is going on in baseball in the 80s?
Glenn Hubbard Snake Card Bobblehead Giveaway

2. There are guys that don't look like ball players, and then there is Kent Tekulve.

Baseball Card Database - Kent Tekulve 1984



3. This one grabs and doesn't let go....

Paul Walker


4. This one is cliche at this point, but still gotta include it

Billy Ripken


5. The White Sox are gonna be great, they got [insert name here] and he mashes!




6. I love the Sevarb baseball team!

1989 Upper Deck Dale Murphy PSA 10 #357 Reverse Negative


7. You sir, are no Barry Bonds

1987 Donruss Opening Day Barry Bonds Johnny Ray Error - PSA 9 Mint - Centered


8. " I would like the Al Leiter please.  No, not that one, the other one."



9. You are cool, but you ain't 1975 Oscar Gamble cool.




10. No shit.  This guy opened the LRP Sports Kingdom in my hometown, Placerville, CA in about 1987.  He was the go-to for all the little league belts and socks.  It was a real mish-mash of stacked cardboard boxes full of baseball pants and soccer jerseys, and other random sports gear.  He had all his cards on display....



11. This seems like a good place to end...

Friday, April 3, 2020

COVID Blues

Well, if there is some sort of higher power, he/she/it has had the MBC's back for a little while now.  Every Sunday since our world got turned fucked up-side down, it has been forecast to rain, rained, or been too wet to play....-ish. Maybe we could have squeaked a soaker game in, but mostly it's been a typical spring.

Not much we can say other than I know we all wish that the world was healthy again so that we might enjoy our little game.  But the greater good needs to take precedence still for a bit.

If you have a backyard, find a family member to play a game of catch.  Or find a deserted park.  We have a pretty serious backyard wiffle game going here in the 'burbs. 

Hope this finds you and your families all healthy and well.  Stay close, wash your hands, and thank a front liner whenever you can.

Don't look back,

Satch