Do
you take this oath voluntarily, or are we going to need to get rough?
Do
you promise to abandon all standards of sportsmanship and civilized behavior on
the baseball diamond?
Do you promise to underestimate your injuries and overestimate your talents?
Do
you promise to throw out JT at first on what would otherwise be base hits to
right field?
Do you promise to ring your own son up on a questionable third strike?
Do
you promise to heckle at every opportunity despite peer pressure?
Do
you promise to enforce the unwritten rules of baseball?
Do
you promise to raise your sons in the way of the AOY?
Do
you promise to greet your fellow AOYs with:
Hello, Asshole.
Are
you an Asshole?
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