But apparently, there was a good game, or at least a good double play and Sean's usual dominance. Thanks to Mitch "Grouchy" Burnham for the bringing this to the attention of everyone. Pay note to Abe's admonishment of one junior esquire, for voicing what he did not know for sure....they are a stern bunch in the legal arena....
And can I also say that the MBC is starting to get overrun with lawyers, and yet there is not a single MD or RN in the bunch. Do medico's not like baseball? What that means of course, is that if someone gets seriously injured during the course of the game, they won't get any immediate symptomatic treatment, but they can staunch the bleeding with the business cards of the 8 lawyers lined up to represent them in a personal injury lawsuit. Here's the thread, and then some lawyer jokes to cap it off, all in good fun gentlemen (I use that term loosely). Thanks everyone, I'll be here all week.
S. Paige
On Jun 2, 2015 5:50 PM, "Mitch Burnham" <
I was just watching a ball game, as I do these days, and witnessed a great turn of two. I couldn't help but remember the two the losers turned in Sunday. I know Abe turned it but can't remember who fielded it and caught it at first. But just wanted it to get its due.
On Tue, Jun 2, 2015 at 6:17 PM, Elvin Vu <
Imma guess adam was at first and josh fielded it.
I was just watching a ball game, as I do these days, and witnessed a great turn of two. I couldn't help but remember the two the losers turned in Sunday. I know Abe turned it but can't remember who fielded it and caught it at first. But just wanted it to get its due.
On Tue, Jun 2, 2015 at 6:17 PM, Elvin Vu <
Imma guess adam was at first and josh fielded it.
On Tuesday, June 2, 2015 6:35 PM, Carter Rockwell
-----Original Message-----
From: Carter Rockwell <
Adam was at first, I was at short
-Carter
On Tue, Jun 2, 2015 at 6:42 PM, <John McGrath
I was the out at second. Carter is correct. He was at short. I tried to get a spike into Abe's leg, but he was too quick.
-John McGrathOn Tuesday, June 2, 2015 8:20 PM, Abe Zuckerman
Let us also take
note of Sean's masterful complete game thrashing. I think the losers'
half of the 6th or 7th inning was over in literally 3 minutes. If not
for the double play my 0-4 would have hurt quite a bit more.
Oh, also, ELVIN! Goddammit! You're a lawyer now. If you don't know something, keep yer damn mouth shut.
-Abe
2. Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
3. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
4. Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. - Winston Churchill
5. A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody any time, any where, any place, it doesn't matter to me."
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "No kidding? What law firm do you work for?"
6. An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners."
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"
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